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Apr. 9th, 2003 03:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
"Today, the male i've nicknamed 'Booboo' displayed various acts of aggression when the alpha male 'Glurk' was not nearby. This included various vocalizations and glances towards me. I theorize that Booboo has mistaken me for one of his species. So far there has been no explicit thumping of the chest, shaking of potted office trees, or throwing of his own feces. Despite evidence to the contrary, i remain convinced that these gentle giants, Homo Patheticus, truly do have minds and intelligence. I may have to take some brain samples for lab analysis to determine where the problem is."